Leap Into Books Giveaway
Hop
February 28th to March
7th
Co-hosted by Jinky is Reading
Thanks to these two blogs for organizing this awesome tour!!
For my giveaway, since I have a lot of international followers, I would like to offer up to $15 US to the Book Depository. Book of your choice!! How cool is that? And I don't care if it's a pre-order or whatever kind of book you like! Thanks for visiting my blog, and I hope you come back soon!
Now Hop Away!!!
I wish i had something funny to say.. But i´m mostly like this today http://pinterest.com/pin/33988172160211972/ =)
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//Linda
fr_larsson at hotmail dot com
Thank you so much for the giveaway!! ^^
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, I'm the most boring person of the entire world, can't really make you laugh, sorry ^^'
Oi with the poodles already! ..did it work? I mean what's funnier than Gilmore Girls:)
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Thanks for the great giveaway. I love books and loving these hops.
ReplyDeleteThanks so much for the giveaway!!!
ReplyDeleteFor a laugh: I started this new job 3 weeks ago and I almost scared my new boss half to death today! Her office has two doors: a wooden one that goes out to the main hall and a glass one that goes out to the house's backyard. I needed to talk to her, but the path to the wooden door was blocked because the cleaning lady had water all over the floor, soooo I went to the other door, poked my head in and called her name. She literally jumped from her chair and almost fell to the ground! I was SO embarrassed! LOL. So, yeah. :P
Thanks for this wonderful giveaway! And I'm sorry, but I don't have a funny bone in my body, so I can't make you laugh :(
ReplyDeleteThey fired me from the orange juice factory, because I couldn't concentrate!
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Thanks for the giveaway! Why did the chicken cross the road? (haha just kidding)
ReplyDeleteThank you 4 the giveaway! :)
ReplyDeleteThank you for the giveaway! I think the funniest thing I have done recently was bust my butt in a water puddle. I was wearing flip flops to go get the mail (go figure) and when I was trying to step over a water puddle I slipped right into it.... RIDICULOUS needless to say I did not find this very funny, but I am sure my neighbors did.
ReplyDeleteThis is fantastic!! Okay, a funny, huh? ::thinking:: Okay. What building has the most stories? ... The Library! *ba-dum-tshh* lol Well, I tried! Thank you for the giveaway =)
ReplyDeleteGood laugh. Well, it happened awhile ago... My son was acting up in school so we had gotten an email from his teacher. So when it was time to talk to him about it he was so shocked that we knew about it. And, he said how did you know, and I told him that a little bird came and sat on my shoulder and told me. He thought for a second, and then said "What color was the bird?"
ReplyDeleteis not you it's me .... i always said jijiji
ReplyDeleteI'm a chemist, so I'll make a stupid chemist joke :
ReplyDeleteTwo men enter a bar. The first say "I'll get some H2O" The second said "I'll have some H2O too". And he died...
Maybe I'm the only one finding this one funny but anyway thanks a lot for the giveaway!
My cats play with sponges and my other cat used to run into everything, walls, doors and he was slightly cross eyed. That's probably more random than funny. :D Thanks for the giveaway!
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ReplyDeleteThanks for the giveaway :) I'm not very funny, so I'll just quit while I'm ahead...
ReplyDeleteThanks for the giveaway. I am hopping my way down the list of blogs that are participating and crossing my fingers!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the giveaway! :P
ReplyDelete-Cali W.
Thanks so much and have a great day!
ReplyDelete^ I find the H2O2 chemistry joke funny...
ReplyDeleteHmm telling you something else that's funny. How about this instead? Kinda funny, but not really funny. I want to laugh and cringe at the same time. It's a hair tutorial gone wrong.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdVuSvZOqXM
Thank you for this giveaway :D
ReplyDeleteThanks for the awesome giveaway! :)
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ReplyDeleteYesterday I literally almost crapped my pants after eating an entire box of popcorn chicken myself.
ReplyDeleteOk, I have a joke.... no I don't. I'm sorry.
ReplyDeleteRebekah
You are awesome and don't you forget it!
ReplyDeleteA silly joke for you...why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9! Thanks for this amazing giveaway - I would love to win!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the great giveaway and for making it international! Not really good with jokes so please don't make me embarrass myself.
ReplyDeletethanks for the giveaway! I hope you have a great weekend! carawling(at)hotmail(dot)com
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ReplyDeleteThanks for the giveaway no jokes sorry
ReplyDeleteNot sure I have anything funny to share. I suggest popping in a classic Duck Dynasty episode.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the giveaway! Nothing funny to share, sorry (:
ReplyDeleteThanks for the giveaway!! I really don't remember any jokes now.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the giveaway. I would try and make you laugh but I've been awake far too long now for it to be healthy and I'm pretty sure my eyes are crossing…
ReplyDeleteThanks for the giveaway:)
ReplyDeleteI'm just gonna share a bookish quote I like:
ReplyDelete"I do things like get in a taxi and say, "The library, and step on it."
— David Foster Wallace
Thank you for the giveaway :)
It's too early in the morning to think of anything funny. Later today I will be hilarious. LOL
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Thanks for the chance to win!
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ReplyDeletethank you!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the giveaway! =)
ReplyDeleteThank you for the giveawa! :)
ReplyDeleteI couldn't find my dog yesterday so I go to our bedroom where I had laid the clothes that I had just taken out of the dryer called her name and her head popped up from under the clothes. It's cold here so I don't blame her for trying to stay warm.
ReplyDelete*snickers* and says "if you don't have a smile, I'll give you one of mine!"
ReplyDeleteI am watching some eye candy...Supernatural....
ReplyDeleteI just came back from Target where I found a copy of Requiem by Lauren Oliver and guess what, they wouldn't sell it to me! Guess they can't sell them before their release date. So bummed!
ReplyDeleteCurrently drowning under all the rain that's going on in my area. Never ending soaked shoes and socks which result in pruney feet. Thanks for the giveaway!
ReplyDeleteWatching the first episode of "The Big Bang Theory." Haven't ever watched it so we'll see - I've had a few good laughs so far. abrennan09@hotmail.com
ReplyDeleteThanks for the awesome giveaway! I don't know how to make you laugh. :(
ReplyDeleteThank you so much for the giveaway :D
ReplyDeleteThanks for the giveaway!! I would love to leap into any book I win. Currently, I'm reading "He Kills Me, He Kills Me Not" by Lena Diaz and I love it! I also enjoy YA, NA, Paranormal fiction, thrillers and any romances with my favorite book of all-time being "Outlander" by Diana Gabaldon. Jamie Fraser is a stud!
ReplyDeleteHappy Non-Leap Year!
mestith at gmail dot com
Thanks so much for the giveaway.
ReplyDeleteThanks for making this giveaway international :)
ReplyDeleteThanks for the giveaway! I seem to have misspelled my GFC name. Its mariusreads not mariureads :)
ReplyDeleteBtw, I'm a new follower. I'd really appreciate it if you'd follow me back at Forever YA.
Yay! I love blog hops! :)
ReplyDeleteI'm going to back to uni tomorrow after a 3 month holiday, which absolutely sucks! Feel free to have a little laugh at me, I don't mind. :P
ReplyDeleteI keep entering the hops, but I rarely win. Still, the hope lives on:)
ReplyDeleteThanks for the amazing giveaway!
ReplyDeleteelizabeth @ bookattict . com
Thanks for the giveaway!!
ReplyDeleteI love these giveaways! Thank you!
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, I don't have a joke to tell. ;) But I'm currently on my spring break, so I'll have plenty of time to read. :)
ReplyDeletethanks for the giveaway
ReplyDeleteThanks for this awesome giveaway.
ReplyDeleteWell, I have no joke to tell. So, what am I suppose to say? I just want to say have a great day for you :)
Thanks for the chance. I'd get the Staring at the Sun: Overcoming the Terror of Death if my name gets picked.
ReplyDeleteOkay, I saw this earlier:
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A pregnant woman from Virginia was involved in a car accident and, while in the hospital, she fell into a coma. When she awoke days later, the woman noticed that she was no longer carrying a child, and asked, "Doc, what happened to my baby!"
The doctor replied, "Ma'am, you've had twins! You're the proud mother of a handsome baby boy and a beautiful baby girl. Also, you should know that while you were in a coma, your brother named the children for you."
"Oh, no!" shrieked the woman. "Not my brother! He's not really all together, if you know what I mean!"
The doctor replied, "Well, ma'am, your brother named your daughter Denise."
"Oh, that's no so bad," smiled the woman. Then, hesitantly, she asked, "What's the boy's name?"
The doctor grinned and said, "Denephew."
I don't have a joke right now. sorry.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the giveaway, though! :)
thanks so much for making thsi international!!
ReplyDeletei dont have any joke now =(
First you need to know that I am deathly afraid of Lizards.
ReplyDeleteSo my husband was taking a shower and he was washing his hair and he felt something brush against his heel of his foot. He thought it was a bottle of shampoo or something. When he was done rinsing off he looked down and there was this big lizard in there taking a shower with him! He called me in there when he was done and said, look in the shower. I was like, what the hell does he want me to look in there for? So I pulled back the shower curtain and I SCREAMED MY HEAD OFF!! My husband and daughter and my two boys were laughing their heads off. And I was yelling to them to get that freaking lizard out of my house. Hope you like this story:)
Thank you for a chance to win and for being a part of this fun and awesome blog hop!!
Thanks so much for the giveaway! And if you want to see something funny, watch this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OBlgSz8sSM
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My "joke": Hi!!
Bye!! Lol
Thanks for the great giveaway! I am not good at jokes and making people laugh on the spot. Sorry. I'm sure my kids could make you laugh though. Thanks again!
ReplyDeleteHow do you wake Lady Gaga up?
ReplyDeletePoker Face!
Thanks for the giveaway.
ReplyDeleteQ: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick.
(OK, it's my 9 year old's favorite joke.)
Thanks for the chance at this great giveaway!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the giveaway!
ReplyDeleteHopefully I could win. It's been two months since I last won a book lol
Thanks for this chance! :)
ReplyDeletethere's Best Shirtless Performance for 2013 MTV Movie Award :D
ReplyDeletethank you so much for the giveaway :)
ReplyDeletei wish i could make u laugh, but i dont know what to do. lol
sunshine_pinkystar(at)yahoo(dot)com
Thanks for the chance to win!
ReplyDeleteA guy walks into a bar...ouch!? lol =)
A laugh, huh? Well, my cats always amuse me. The other day my cat woke me up because she was digging feathers out of my pillow and eating them. ..
ReplyDeleteThanks for the giveaway! I really appreciate the opportunity to choose any book we want, sometimes you just get sick and tired of all the mainstream books :)
ReplyDeleteI am so not funny! HA! Thanks for the giveaway!
ReplyDeleteGreat giveaway!
ReplyDeleteWell this is something I found funny but the other day I was walking my daughter to school and this was part of our conversation:
ReplyDeleteDaughter - What are you doing today mama?
Me - I don't know, probably laundry and cleaning the house
Daughter - Oh...so your reading your book
LOL, she knows me way too well!
Thanks for the giveaway
Thanks for the giveaway and the choice :)
ReplyDeleteHere's a link for a clip from one of my favorite movies, The Muse. If you haven't seen it, I highly recommend it. Hubby uses this clip in his presentations all the time when he wants to depict miscommunication.
https://mobile.twitter.com/Kulmona/status/309377317396963328
Thanks so much for the giveaway...here is a joke my daughter told us when she was about 5.
ReplyDeleteThat starts with F and ends with UCK???
FiretUCK? where was your mind at?
I work for a large retail chain and at lunch we like to relax by playing a game we 'invented' called Jungo, which is a combination of Jenga and Uno. It is lots of fun, and my friends always say that stocking gives them real life Jenga practice!
ReplyDeleteA frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her name plate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack.
ReplyDeleteSo, he says, "Mrs. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation." Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow.
The frog says "$30,000." The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it is OK, he knows the bank manager.
Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain pig, about half an inch tall. Bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says: "There is a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. And he wants to use this as collateral."
She holds up the tiny pink pig. "I mean, what the heck is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
Hope you got a good giggle! Thanks for the Giveaway!
Thanks for the giveaway!
ReplyDeleteHmmm, something funny, eh? Here goes:
Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?
THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!
Thanks so much for the chance :) I totally can't think of a single funny thing to say! All the jokes I know are lame! :)
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Thank you for the giveaway!
ReplyDeleteI don't know any jokes.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the giveaway.
I'm a school psych and I was in a meeting with a student and I was explaining to him what my role was in the school and saying I wear "many hats." I then had to explain to him what that phrase meant and used the example that his mom wore many hats because she was his mom, worked, went to school, etc. He then replied, "I think my dad only wears one hat."
ReplyDeleteHuum... I just finished Wither and nearly cried!
ReplyDelete(Not funny, but you told me I could say anything :P)
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So my five year old nephew explained gravity to me. With full body movement. It was quite amusing.
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Thanks for participating in this hop!
not a funny person..sorry..thx a lot :)
ReplyDeleteI can't think of anything funny right now. But thank you for the giveaway!
ReplyDelete“I came from a real tough neighbourhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.”
ReplyDelete― Rodney Dangerfield :D
Thank you for the giveaway! :)
Thanks for the great giveaway!!
ReplyDeleteSerenity now!
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~Krista
Great giveaway! Would love to win. :-)
ReplyDeleteRandom fact: I've read 10 books so far this year!
thank you so much for the giveaway :)
ReplyDeleteThanks for the giveaway! Fingers and eyes crossed! :D
ReplyDeleteEverytime we have company over our cats steal their insoles from their shoes and will hide random things inside....so far we've found things like string, those plastic things from milk jugs, a little bell, and bottle caps....lots of those lol
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Thanks for the chance to win! Crossing fingers
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Thanks so much for the awesome giveaway and the chance to win! I'd get Goddess Inheritance or Reckless!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the awesome giveaway! (sorry I dont know any good jokes :( )
ReplyDeleteWhat do you call a dear with no eyes?
ReplyDeleteI have no eye deer (ideer)
We use to have Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash, now we have No Jobs, No hope and No Cash!
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